So much for a douche free couple of days.

I'm not one to waste a kidless evening. If I had a significant other, I'd be spending a quality evening with them. Even if it was only to sit in our sweats and watch a movie.

Since I don't have one of those I'd rather not spend a night at home alone. So it's Wednesday night choir practice aka karaoke night. 

I was good with the night. Being a random stranger among other strangers. But it turns out not all were strangers outside of my best friend and co-conspirator. 

The local guy on pof I'd went on a few lunch or dinner dates was in there. Ya know the one that quit texting out of the blue. The one that all of a sudden changed his Facebook status to in a relationship. 

Yep. He was there. There was a woman I'm the vicinity but I'm not convinced they were "together."

So I think my new goal should be to meet a man with some balls. I'm really not sure they exist any longer. I think they are an extinct species. I have more balls than all the men I've met in the last year combined. 

Come one guys seriously. GROW SOME!!

EDIT: So dude was at least nice enough to buy my best friend and I a beer. Course this is after my girlfriend and I hit the dance floor two stepping. Maybe he was paying for the entertainment. 

Three douches, one weekend... has to be a record!

I'm slowly loosing hope that anyone with any common curtesy exists. Especially encountering three douches in one weekend! That really must be some kind of record.

I know there are a lot of men out there that are superficial. No matter how hard I work or how much weight I loose I will never be they're Barbie doll, trophy girl. Nor do I want to!

I'm a curvy woman and will always be. I'm not ugly. I'm am comfortable in my own skin even if its a work in progress for me. 

This weekend sucked as a single woman and honestly pissed me off the amount of douches that think it's alright to flake, stand up or otherwise engagement in douchebag activities.

I went to dinner a week ago with a gentleman that seemed decent. He expressed interest in seeing me again. Remember "Ted" with 4 kids aka Douchebag #1 of the weekend.... He even asked if I would be free this weekend. 

I told him I would be. I invited him to a karaoke bar on Friday near my home. On Friday afternoon he lead me to believe that he'd be meeting me there. 

When the time came for me to break free I texted the coward. I got no response. 

I refuse to and will not ever again beg a man to spend time with me or show me affection. So I went out anyway. 

Guess who I run into there. Dude from the last karaoke bar, aka Douchebag #2 of the weekend! He'd found him a woman. A drunk tweeker no less. He actually left the bar, and left her there because of her attitude and actions... So yeah there are stupid douche women in this world as well.

I had fun regardless. 

Dude texted me an apology for the brush off cold shoulder after he left the bar, told me I looked and sounded nice... huh really dude? So you're a flake douchebag with no balls. It woulda been nice to hear the comment in person. He went as far as even saying he should have texted me earlier in the day.... uhhh DUH! Like I said before, more than once, I intend to be pursued, I will not chase the chicken. I may suggest the first encounter but after that its up to you men.

Saturday morning rolls around and I'm lazy as can be. I need to find a maid to clean my house and a hot yard guy to mow the yard. I had some errands to run around my hometown early in the afternoon and my full time position purchased minor league baseball tickets in the big city for the evening. 

There's a "country boy", "real farm boy" on POF, aka Douchebag #3 of the weekend, that has  been messaging me. I told him where I'd be and what time, invited him to join me. He gave me his numnber and said he was looking foward to meeting me.

I texted him when I left the ballfield. I thought he was on his way, but never showed his face. I texted twice without answer.

It was then I spotted Ted. Yep in the corner and more than once on the dance floor. I was pretty sure, despite the rather large crowd, he'd made eye contact and was well aware I was there, yet didn't once approach me.

I proceed to enjoy myself and my best friend and her man show up to guard me against the short Mexican stalker.

She also put Ted aka Douchebag #1 in his place!  We are quite good at that remember we put a Jack in his place...

It was quite entertaining. As we were gathering to leave the bar our paths crossed. I continued on, but Sally decided to stop Ted. She tapped him on the arm. I heard "What the hell happened to you last night?" as I walked closer to the exit smirking.

Apparently Ted's eyes got rather large and looked like he was about to shit his pants when Sally called him by name and called him out on being a douchebag. He apologized. More than once, and used the "I didn't get your text excuse.."

He did have issues the first time he tried to text me, and apparently supposedly has since. It appears that maybe he can't get my text while and if I send them from my house. It's really random times etc. Dude seriously has a couple strikes against him now so not sure he will last much longer anyway.

So what's next... It looks like I have three nights without a kiddo :) Maybe it'll be douchebag free too!

 

Did I shave my legs for this?

Did I? No, I didn't but I sang it.

Seriously a few times I have totally felt it was a total waste to get the legs silky smooth.

Last night after a long college algebra tutoring appointment (I'm the hot tutor by the way not the student) I decided I'd take advantage of a kidless night.

My girlfriend went hunting elsewhere and totally baled on me. I did worn her that she should set up the bait a little closer to home, make him work for it. Alas, again she didn't listen. You would really think she'd learn by now.

Dumbass stood her up. He should really watch out.... Us girls now how to encourage karma.

In the meantime, I rounded up the latest list of prospects on POF. Knowing it was a weeknight and late, I figured I'd be striking out on the chance for a drink.

One was on his way out to a hole in the wall. I sweet talked the new prospect into another down the road where they at least had karaoke.

My first song out of the box.... "Did I Shave My Legs for This?"

Ironically because of the tutoring session, I didn't get the fresh shaved, silky smooth legs. Ok so not gross lady bigfoot legs, just not smooth. Hey, I had makeup on and freshened up my hair.

We laughed, he bought beers and FINALLY my girlfriend shows up from being stood up. It was a good time, I laughed.

I got a kiss goodnight. Darn good kiss too.

Can't be shocked anymore

Nope can't happen, I really don't think I can be shocked any more.

So dude has no picture, which I usually pass over completely and not answer.
His user name is 10inch_for_milf. Again something else that usually just get's the ignore pile. But hey the two replies I sent was at a moment of PURE BOREDOM!

Hey he's at least "tall, cute, inshape guy who is respectful. I love older women, divorced women who are wanting to have a lot of fun."

He has that going for him (rolling my eyes over and over and over again).

Now to draft the perfect insulting smart ass reply!

What's up lately

I strayed away from the blog post recently. I felt like maybe I was being too cynical.
So what have I been up to recently.... hmm let's see...

I've been on POF for the last month or so. I've chatted with a few, met 3. Have been appalled by many! Seriously guys! If your user name is or implies something in a sexual nature, I'm not even going to respond, unless it's to insult you! For example... PatMcrotch44, sexytj2000 (when in fact, your picture implies the complete opposite), 10inch_for_milf, hungnfun68, or 69 anything!

Of the three I met, the first one was local to me. After a bit of research, found we had a few common friends/acquaintances. We messaged each other for a bit. I normally don't give out my phone number because of the ability to reverse track. Hey I like to research and background check but I know the ins and outs too. I gave him mine though, because of the common friends and an "ok" from at least one.

I enjoy being pursued more than pursing. I'd rather be pursued and let the pursuer know exactly how much they are appreciated. That said I'm a busy and independent woman. I know my schedule doesn't always make it easy to be pursued.

Because of this I asked Dan (we'll call him that so as to protect his identity) to lunch one day. He was large in stature (my type), was pleasant and could carry on a conversation well. We actually met a few times, either for lunch or dinner. We texted every day for a while. Nothing much, not deep but it was contact. We tried to go on a "real date" (ie dinner/movies etc) but didn't work out. Then all of a sudden the texts stop.

I'm usually pretty understanding we all get busy, though this time I kind of had a gut feeling he was flaking. I mean even after the few meetings not once did he try to kiss me. I'm totally not used to that. I have turned the cheek to avoid it many times if needed.

I come in on a Monday morning only to find he's changed his "facebook status" (gasp) to "in a relationship."

WOW. I totally get he might have been playing the field, seeing what's out there. Heck I did the same. It would have been nice to get a text saying hey, "I've made a connection, I want to see where it goes" etc.
 

So Dan on POF not for me. I'm good with that.

A few weeks ago I was hired for a weekend shoot in a larger city. The shoot was an hour the first night and several hours the following afternoon/evening. My girlfriend and I decided to make a girls night out of the first evening. We grabbed dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings and made our way to the dance hall. On the way I get a message on POF asking if I wanted to go out dancing that night. Huh, interesting and convenient. I messaged him back where my girlfriend and I would be and said he was welcome to join us.

We wound up pulling up and heading into the front doors about the same time. I saw his picture online. His photo wasn't one I'd turn my nose up at but it's not a "panty dropper" photo either. He was a bit of a goober and a nerd but in a way we all are. I over looked his nerd/goober tendancies once I discovered his dance skills. WOW! At one point in the night he had me swinging so much my necklace was on backwards. Between my girlfriend and I, we kept him out on the dance floor nearly every dance all night.

The dance hall also had a mechanical bull. I rode it rather well for wearing a dress I'd say. I thought goober dude would walk me to the car when we decided to call it a night and maybe get a kiss. Didn't happen. Goober dude was fun to hang around and lots of fun to dance with, but as far as dating keeper goes he didn't quite fit the bill. I wouldn't mind hanging out and dancing again though.

The third guy I decided to meet in the recent few weeks from POF actually stood me up one evening. STRIKE ONE! An opportunity had my girlfriend and I at another dance floor on a weekend. We hit up a funny movie together first. Neither of us could find a decent date so we were each others. Stand up dude Tom (we'll call him that) messaged me on POF. I told him I was out dancing and he agreed to meet us. 

Only he didn't. His excuse? He fell asleep. He explained he was hauling hay all day and really didn't mean to fall asleep. OK. I totally understand being a gal who's hauled some hay herself. So maybe STRIKE 1/2??

I did meet him though. Sunday afternoon events fell into place that I didn't have a tag a long kiddo and a short bit of free time. He met me for dinner. We had good conversation. He walked me to my car, even though he parked on the opposite side of the large building and complex. We shared a kiss as well. He was a decent kisser even. He has FOUR kids though!

Don't get me wrong. I should totally be the last person to judge someone by having kids or the number they have. FOUR however, an increase from my ONE, is a bit overwhelming. I also haven't and don't want to close the door to more kiddos of my own. I know as I get older that door may be shutting on its own. It seems guys take that option away from me in today's society of dating, especially if they have kid(s).

Am I willing to see him agian....? Sure. I'll do my best to keep an open mind. 

In the mean time I'm back to fishing as well.

Really bright dude!

I know sometimes guys were dropped on their heads as children and probably have been smacked upside the head a few times over stupidity. Then there are those that I have to wonder how they function in every day life.

So you all know I got stood up recently. I've got a few dating website profiles. I met the "match" on OKCUPID.

 

I do realize that on that particular website it rates us as 10% match and 96% enemy. However, he did make the initial communication and I have a what the heck attitude, to give him a chance. That is until he didn't show up.

 

I stumbled upon a new site by following a random blog, so I had to try Plenty of Fish. I decided to try and use a whole knew profile photo and "user name."

 

I found a message from guess who in the last 24 hours....

 

 

Dude's using the SAME name and everything! SERIOUSLY. I haven't heard anything from him on the OKCUPID site since he stood me up.

Sometimes, I just wonder.....