Seeking a man that can handle three nights away.

Seeking a trip companion, driver, body guard, dinner date, masseuse, boy toy, play thing… well you get the picture.

Here’ s the details:

The 2^nd weekend in March three overnights in a city not too far away.

King size bed in a decent hotel room.

Part time or full time driver, this can be negotiated.

Full time body guard, I’m kind of a big deal, I may have many fans to avoid.

Must be good with your hands, tongue, fingers and other appendages.

Must follow directions and be able to take charge when allowed and instructed.

Must be in decent shape, enough to handle the stamina of the job at hand for long periods of time.

A decent dancer would be nice in case we get the opportunity to sneak away to a dance hall.

The payment you say?

You get to hang out with ME! DUH! Oh and there’s this thing about three days of basketball. I’m sure we can find some other award for your good behavior too.

I still haven't found a man with balls

It's a new year and the WORST holiday in the year is past us. Guess what?! I'M STILL SINGLE! Nothing much new has happened lately.
Young pup biker dude has no balls to look into anything further. He's fun, the problem is he either has no interest in more than a little consensual adult entertainment every month or so or doesn't have the balls to pursue it and keep up with me.
I haven't been on a date in a really long time. Not even to gain comical stories to post here.
My best friend and partner in crime got hitched. I tried to tell her she's crazy. I really am happy for her but I lost me wing woman though and so we haven't been able to create any trouble in quite some time.
Karaoke dude has asked to come over for some entertainment and an old friend made promises to make smile before he finished but those are all short term, one night and sometimes hour promises.
I want more. I deserve more.
I really don't understand what hell I turned down. I'll be shortly celebrating my 11th anniversary of turning down that single path.
In April of 2004, my now ex husband decided he didn't want to be married any longer after putting up with me for 5.5 years and married a whole 10 months.
In 11 years....
I had a relationship lasting less than a year with my son's sperm donor in 2005 . He bailed when I found out I was pregnant.
I had a relationship that lasted about 9 months in 2009 ending shortly after the first of the year 2010.
I had a relationship that lasted about 10 months in 2012. That's IT!
Even a sane person has to ask what's wrong with them when they can't seem to find someone to hang around for anything longer than they have. Of course if history repeats itself I'm due for something that lasts at least a few months soon! It's 2015 for goodness sake.