Sunday, February 22, 2015

I still haven't found a man with balls

It's a new year and the WORST holiday in the year is past us. Guess what?! I'M STILL SINGLE! Nothing much new has happened lately.
Young pup biker dude has no balls to look into anything further. He's fun, the problem is he either has no interest in more than a little consensual adult entertainment every month or so or doesn't have the balls to pursue it and keep up with me.
I haven't been on a date in a really long time. Not even to gain comical stories to post here.
My best friend and partner in crime got hitched. I tried to tell her she's crazy. I really am happy for her but I lost me wing woman though and so we haven't been able to create any trouble in quite some time.
Karaoke dude has asked to come over for some entertainment and an old friend made promises to make smile before he finished but those are all short term, one night and sometimes hour promises.
I want more. I deserve more.
I really don't understand what hell I turned down. I'll be shortly celebrating my 11th anniversary of turning down that single path.
In April of 2004, my now ex husband decided he didn't want to be married any longer after putting up with me for 5.5 years and married a whole 10 months.
In 11 years....
I had a relationship lasting less than a year with my son's sperm donor in 2005 . He bailed when I found out I was pregnant.
I had a relationship that lasted about 9 months in 2009 ending shortly after the first of the year 2010.
I had a relationship that lasted about 10 months in 2012. That's IT!
Even a sane person has to ask what's wrong with them when they can't seem to find someone to hang around for anything longer than they have. Of course if history repeats itself I'm due for something that lasts at least a few months soon! It's 2015 for goodness sake.

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