I had an evening free so I agreed to dinner date. I will admit it was against my better judgment, but I try to keep an open mind.
Mmmm hmmm texted me he was running late. I almost figured I was up for another stand up completely.
I almost gave up and called it when he showed up.
I couldn't understand much of what he said at all. He talked and had the personality if Karl from Slingblade. Mmmm hmmmm.
I thought I had the "emergency call" set up and texted it was indeed needed. I got no call. Dang the girlfriend!!!
No thanks to her I did make it out alive. I passed off the I'm tired routine. Filled up the tank with gas and took off.
Hit the local regular bar and no one was there. Not even the band slated for the night.
I ended up at a local karaoke beer bar. No douches. No real men. No drama. But they had cold beer and I got to sing!!'
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